Thursday, April 24, 2014

Brief Conversation with Mom: It's All in Her Mind

Me:  "Stop that right now!"

Mom:  "What?"

Me:  "You are flipping me the bird!"

Mom:  "No, I'm not."

Me:  "Not with your hands, but with your mind.  I can see it!  In your mind, you are giving me a giant middle finger."

Mom:  "I am very disappointed in you."

Me:  "Because I am wrong?"

Mom:  "Because it took you over forty years to notice."

1 comment:

  1. This conversation is a thing of such beauty.