But not by a bear.
And Even More Funniest Facebook Statuses
- If the person who has stolen all of my
left socks would please step forward, I will promise that your death will be
quick and painless.
- The response to tonight's Cosmos
should probably not be my excitement that I could have a lecture hall with a
bowling ball pendulum to swing into the audience.
- Every time another committee meeting
is announced, I get the quiet urge to dump hot tea on someone’s genitals. This is perfectly normal, right?
- I keep telling y'all to watch out
- That's right. Filed my taxes the day
BEFORE they were due.
- OK, I want a bunch o' remote-controlled
- We need more Python-influenced
- Sudoku is a life skill?
- I sprouted a ladder from my chest.
- It’s just me, a dripping faucet, and hundreds and hundred of bluebooks. And hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of bluebooks.