Real Conversation with Mom: The Rain

Mom:  "It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way."

Me: "And what would you know about that, Mom?"

Mom:  "I'm perfect.  You should know this already."

Me:  "Perfect.  You just called the rain an asshole."

Mom:  "It's raining harder whenever we get out of the car.  That's an asshole."

Me:  "Mom, the rain doesn't even have an ass."

Mom:  "Yes, it does.  It has a bubbly ass."

Me:  "A bubbly ass.  Really?"

Mom:  "Look at it!  Bubbly ass!"

Me:  "You are a very odd woman."

Mom:  "And you are just like the rain."

Me:  "?!"

Mom:  "Tee-hee, tee-hee!  That was a good one."

Me:  "If you say so."

Mom:  "Rain!  Rainy daughter!"

Me:  "Mom..."

Mom:  "Rainy daughter!"