Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Especially for Steve Robertson

Me:  "Mom, I've had several requests for autographed photos of you."

Mom:  "What?"

Me:  "You are very popular on my blog.  People want your photo."

Mom:  "Why?"

Me:  "Because of all of the cool things you say."

Mom:  "That does not seem right.  No."

Me:  "Please?  I can take a photo, and you can sign it, then we can scan it onto the blog."

Mom:  "No.  NO!  I do not want that."

Me:  "What if I take a photo of the kitties and you sign that?"

Mom:  "Will they be wearing their new Wofford cat collars?"

Me:  "No.  Please give it a rest with the cat collars."

Mom:  "Then you cannot take a picture of me." [pause]  "But you can put up an old picture of me when I was young and hot.  Hotter, anyway."

Me:  "Done!"

So, here you go, Steve Robertson et al. Free for downloading (as long as you don't use it to make money that you then fail to give to Mom), a photo of Mom!


  1. OMG!!! Those are hot glasses--does she still have the frames?

  2. She says that they are from the early sixties and that she doesn't have anything from the early sixties.

    1. Except, possibly, you? -- Janet