Me: "Mom, I've had several requests for autographed photos of you."
Me: "You are very popular on my blog. People want your photo."
Me: "Because of all of the cool things you say."
Mom: "That does not seem right. No."
Me: "Please? I can take a photo, and you can sign it, then we can scan it onto the blog."
Mom: "No. NO! I do not want that."
Me: "What if I take a photo of the kitties and you sign that?"
Mom: "Will they be wearing their new Wofford cat collars?"
Me: "No. Please give it a rest with the cat collars."
Mom: "Then you cannot take a picture of me." [pause] "But you can put up an old picture of me when I was young and hot. Hotter, anyway."
So, here you go, Steve Robertson et al. Free for downloading (as long as you don't use it to make money that you then fail to give to Mom), a photo of Mom!