Funnier Than Grading
Monday, October 7, 2013
Yet More Funniest Facebook Statuses!
Back by popular demand:
"I'd like to thank the cat for barfing next to my purse, and not in it. Good girl."
"Sometimes you just have to add more awesome shit to your calendar."
"I want this caterpillar to live forever."
"Nobody likes a pedantic horse."
"Damn you, duplex living! The bitch is back..."
"So irritating. Your free advice is worth less than what I paid for it."
"So much dim sum. Blergh."
"I do not understand feet. Or ostriches."
"Always a little surprising to come home and discover someone has left moose liver in your fridge."
"You know who you are--the few, the proud, the grammatically correct."
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