Mom: Wait. Why do they want to kill him?
Me: Because, um, she has a new personality, and he goes around and kills people each time she shows up, but if they kill him now that can't happen.
Mom: She has a new personality?
Me: She's Lexi now, but last season she was Audrey.
Mom: Did she get hit on the head?
Me: No, she went into a barn.
Mom: A barn?
Me: A disappearing, reappearing barn that is apparently dying. When she goes inside, she gets a new personality.
Mom: From a barn.
Me: Yes. Sort of. Stop looking at me like that. Seriously, don't look at me that way!
Mom: I will look at you any way I want. I have a little broken hand, I am the queen of this house, and if you don't unload that dishwasher tonight, I will put you in that barn!
Mom: Into the barn you will go! And I will get a daughter with a new personality. And lots of money.
Me: I don't think you should watch science fiction anymore. It's giving you bad ideas.
Mom: Into the barn!