I'm so grateful you asked.
If Yoda Wrote My Syllabus
This class is strong with the dark side of literature. A domain of evil it is. In you must go. You must unlearn what you have learned.
Bring yourself here. Question you I will. If absent or tardy you are, only pain will you find. Good relations with the Wookies, I have.
Class Participation and Decorum
A student must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. Control, control, you must learn control!
Attachment to grades leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is. To a dark place this line of thought will carry us.
Do or do not. There is no extension.
A student uses technology for knowledge and defense, never for excuses.
Quizzes dropped! Extra credit! A student craves not these things.