If Batman Wrote My Syllabus
Students are a superstitious cowardly lot, so my class must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a professor of the night, black, terrible... I have questions. You will answer them. Or else.
You will come to class. Every session. On time. Don't test me.
Class Participation and Decorum
Your life could end here, now, and nobody would ever know. Would anyone even miss you? Tell me, what's your life worth, punk... ?
You don't seek justice. You seek an easy A. They're not the same. You have no regard for intellect. So I'm grading you.
The rain falls on murderers and madmen, the same as it does on innocent children... and it can't stop a due date.
What are you dense? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the Batman.
I'm Batman. Not Santa Claus.