Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Brief Conversation with Mom: I Am Accused

Mom:  "You did this on purpose!  You're trying to kill me."

Me:  "Mom, I tried not to give you this cold."

Mom:  "You did, you did!  You want to kill me so that you can use my room for pottery."

Me:  "Mom!  That is not true!"

Mom:  "Yes!  You want to kill me dead and fill my room with pots!"

Me:  "Mother!  Don't be ridiculous.  It makes me feel really bad when you talk like that.  Please stop it."

Mom:  "I'm sorry."

Me:  "I would fill your room with books."

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