Mom: "Hello, Ben! Are you a football fan?"
Ben: "No, although I like European football. Soccer."
Mom: "Just soccer?"
Ben: "Soccer."
Mom: "Oh, well, my silly daughter is a Cubs fan."
Ben: "Is that a baseball team?"
Me:
Me:
Me:
Alas, me:
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
An Unholy Conversation in the Grocery Store
Me: "Mom, this is Ben. You haven't met him before, but he works at Wofford."
Mom: "Hello, Ben! Are you a football fan?"
Ben: "No, although I like European football. Soccer."
Mom: "Just soccer?"
Ben: "Soccer."
Mom: "Oh, well, my silly daughter is a Cubs fan."
Ben: "Is that a baseball team?"
Me:
Me:
Me:
Alas, me:
Mom: "Hello, Ben! Are you a football fan?"
Ben: "No, although I like European football. Soccer."
Mom: "Just soccer?"
Ben: "Soccer."
Mom: "Oh, well, my silly daughter is a Cubs fan."
Ben: "Is that a baseball team?"
Me:
Me:
Me:
Alas, me:
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