One of my facebook friends suggested that I collect my status updates from the month of November into a blog post, and since that means a blog post that doesn't require that I actually think of something new to write, well, I was all over that one immediately.
Naturally, I wish to note that I am, in fact, thankful for my family, my friends, my job, my health, the health of my family and my friends and my cats, and the cease-fire in the Middle East and fluffy bunnies, etc, etc. But then again, so is everyone else, and sincerity is all well and good, but there is enough triteness in the world already.
My Status Updates from November, 2012:
November 9th: "So, many of my facebook friends are doing that thing
where they identify something to be thankful for each day in November. I
shall slavishly imitate them by naming things to be thankful for that
people normally overlook. Today: aglets. You know, those plastic things
on the tips of shoelaces? There is just no way I could tie shoes without
10th: Today I am thankful for opposable thumbs. I would be a far less effective servant for the cats without them.
Today I am thankful for duct tape. Also, that there is a brand of duct
tape called "duck tape," giving us more than one correct orthographical
12th: Today, I am thankful that I do not have to sew on my own sleeves.
13th: Today, I am thankful for lampshades.
14th: Today I am thankful for the anomalous properties of water.
Today I am thankful to be bipedal, as I suspect that I would be
exponentially less graceful had I more limbs to contend with.
16th: Today, I am thankful for chocolate. And red wine. And chocolate together with red wine.
Today, I am thankful for the tea bag. While loose tea is delightful, my
office would be an appalling mess if I had to depend on it. Also, it
has offered an excellent illustration to certain parties of the dangers
of randomly verbing nouns.
18th: Today I am thankful for people who do not talk about themselves in the third person. Much.
19th: Today I am thankful for the Chicago Cubs. Somebody has to be.
20th: Today I am thankful for satire, without which I would be quite intolerable.
21st: Today I am thankful for the invention of zero, as I lack the manual dexterity to work an abacus.
22nd: And today I am thankful for plants; thanks for all the oxygen, dudes! And Happy Thanksgiving to everyone else!"