Me: "I think it's called 'Born this Way.'"
Mom: "Oh, that's Spike's song!"
Me: [long, frightened pause] "Do you mean Spike from Buffy or Spike our cat?"
Mom: "Our kitty, of course!"
Me: "Why is this his song?"
Mom: "Because he can't help it! His adorableness is just him. There's nothing he can do about it. Him is sweet and adorable, and everyone else is just jealous. He was born this way!"
Mom: "Shut up! He's cuter than any other kitty, and he was born this way!"
Spike: Born This Way