April
8: The
human has cleaned and organized the room referred to as "home office"
today. She appears to have done this by moving all of the mayhem and flotsam
from that room into another room. I really do not understand human behavior.
April
9: The
human had three "meetings" at which she spoke into the cat warming
device. I attended the third, interposing myself between the screen and the
human and receiving adequate head scratching as a result. While I prefer the
human's undivided attention when I demand it, the praise I received from the
voices coming from the cat warming device was surprisingly gratifying.
April
10: Today
the human sat around reading books. And more books. Finally I sat on the books
and received appropriate attentions. Then she nudged me aside and went back to
books. I do NOT approve.
April
11: The
human attempted to lecture me today about sleeping and rolling around on the
cat warming device. Apparently, this sends messages that no one can decipher. I
will, of course, continue to do as I please.
April
12: The
human arose from her bed at 3am last night, went into the dining room with a
basket of old cat toys, and encased six of them inside egg-shaped plastic
vessels. Then she wandered around the house depositing them in various
locations. This morning, she attempted to persuade Spike to "find"
the "kitty Easter eggs." Spike did not find them. I did not
participate.
April
13: Today
has been a quiet day, not because the human has finally left the domicile, but
because last night's storm appears to have traumatized both her and Spike.
Frankly, they were both equally useless today. I, of course, am not affected by
meteorological drama.
April
14: The
human cleaned the dining room floor today, which surprised me, as she has been
astonishingly slothful. Having moved the chairs into the living room, she lost
whatever mind she has left, draped blankets over them, and invited Spike and
myself into her "fort" for "reading and self-care." The
human is clearly completely bonkers. I will confess, however, to taking a
peaceful 45-minute nap in the "fort."
April
15: The human spent most of today talking to various devices and drinking brown
liquids. Eventually, I had to knock several devices to the floor to make room
on the human's lap for petting and napping time. Attempts to retrieve the
devices were met with claws.
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