But until I finish, here are the funniest facebook statuses that have appeared in my newsfeed so far this month:
I the first person to have ever had to choose between Leslie Nielsen and James
reading ghastly undergraduate prose and feed meh.
told my hairdresser that I'm going for "Nashville, 1979" hair.
I was having a dizzy spell. Turns out, the chair was tipping over. Hate it when that happens.
a short break from my typical 15-18 hour workday to climb the roof of my house
and do some primal screaming.
dark and twisty?
my tanning salon has a ghost. Carl has followed me. This is just unacceptable.
to go watch the weather and see what new thing we need to panic about tonight.
Is it because the only place I'm willing to dance is at a post-apocalyptic
- It's amazing how well dogs understand Aristotle's rhetorical triangle