Thursday, June 27, 2013

Oddly Comforting Sales Call

Phone Salesperson:  "Hello!  Have you considered the value of adding siding to your house?"

Me:  "I'm sorry, my house is brick, and bricks are prettier than siding."

P.S. :  "Is it brick all the way through or a brick façade?"

Me:  "What does that have to do with its prettiness?"

P.S.:  "Well, siding..."

Me:  "I have to go teach a class, but let me ask you this:  do you sell siding that looks like a giant rainbow flag?  Because I might be interested in that for my shed."

P.S.:  "You know, several people have asked me that today."

Me:  "Good."

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