Mom: I like the green guy the best. Yogi is cute.
Me: Yoda, Mom. His name is Yoda.
Mom: I like calling him Yogi better. He is the best except when he hits Artie Doody with a stick. That's not nice.
Me: R2D2, Mom. He doesn't even look like an Artie.
Mom: Look, you put a big, light-up Doody in our yard, so I can call him whatever I want!