Hello, delightful readers! Today was an unusual day, for I find myself in a quandary, a confusing confluence of events, and I need your help.
In preparing for class today, I noticed these lines from a 15th century Middle English romance about King Arthur (I have translated them for you, good readers, as some of you, sadly, do not read of the Middle English):
"Sir Perceval and Sir Gawain;
Sir Gaheris and Sir Agravain;
And Sir Lancelot du Lake;
Sir Kay and Sir Yvain
(who could fight well on the field
and undertake battles!)
King Ban and King Bors
(who had a such a great reputation
that men never saw their like)
Sir Galafré and Sir Launfal,
About whom a noble tale
awakens for us!"
Now, some of you, loyal readers, are thinking, "Okay, so what? Nothing actually happens in those lines. It's just a list of knights." But others of you, those who bear the weight of heavy nerdosity, are thinking, "Wait! Wait! Sir who?!"
To which I respond, "Sir Galafré, that's who! Or, possibly, Who!"
And now, many of you are thinking, "I don't get it. What is this post about? Can't we hear more about your mom? I like those posts." But others, those dearest to my heart, are standing up and shouting, "?!?!"
And indeed, those who are speechlessly shouting in punctuation, you are my people. For the rest of you, let me explain: Galafré--or, in Modern English, Gallifrey, is the home planet of the Time Lords.
Moreover, when I first read this romance, precious readers, generally referred to as Sir Launfal, for my oral examinations in grad school, I read it repeatedly, and I read it well. And yet, I have no memory of this Sir Gallifrey. And why do I have no memory of him? Is it because I am getting old and forgetting those things I once knew? Or...is it because a certain Man with a Blue Box, not satisfied with his role as Merlin (see "Battlefield," Season 26) also became, between the time I got my Ph.D. and now, a knight of the round table?!
Now, I know what you're thinking, beloved readers. You're thinking, "But nay! If such a thing had happened, your memories would have been altered, just as the text of yon medieval romance was altered." And, yes, they should have been! So why, why have my memories of an alternate version of the romance with no Sir Gallifrey remained intact? There can be only one conclusion.
At some point in my future, I too will enter the Blue Box, journey to the time of Arthur and meet this Sir Gallifrey, therefore becoming a part of what is clearly a fixed point in time.
So from now on, you may call me Sir Natalie, Knight of the Decorated Pots.