Me: "Stop that right now!"
Mom: "What?"
Me: "You are flipping me the bird!"
Mom: "No, I'm not."
Me: "Not with your hands, but with your mind. I can see it! In your mind, you are giving me a giant middle finger."
Mom: "I am very disappointed in you."
Me: "Because I am wrong?"
Mom: "Because it took you over forty years to notice."
This conversation is a thing of such beauty.
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