And Even More Funniest Facebook Statuses

You all seem depressed, precious readers.  Depressed and angry and bitter.  And afraid of bears.  Hopefully, posting your statuses will earn all of you a well-deserved hug.

But not by a bear.

And Even More Funniest Facebook Statuses

1. If the person who has stolen all of my left socks would please step forward, I will promise that your death will be quick and painless.
   
2. The response to tonight's Cosmos should probably not be my excitement that I could have a lecture hall with a bowling ball pendulum to swing into the audience.
   
3. Every time another committee meeting is announced, I get the quiet urge to dump hot tea on someone’s genitals.  This is perfectly normal, right?
   
4. I keep telling y'all to watch out for bears.
   
5. That's right. Filed my taxes the day BEFORE they were due.
   
6. OK, I want a bunch o' remote-controlled Roman Chariots.
   
7. We need more Python-influenced public policy.
   
8. Sudoku is a life skill?
   
9. I sprouted a ladder from my chest.
   
10. It’s just me, a dripping faucet, and hundreds and hundred of bluebooks.  And hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of bluebooks.