This Week's Top Ten Facebook Statuses

Okay, okay, okay!  I'm sorry!  No, no, in the words of the Great Granny Weatherwax, "I aten't dead."  I've just been in lots of meetings.

Lots of meetings.


Too many meetings.

So here, my beloveds, is a brief post to keep us both going until Spring Break:

This Week's Top Ten Facebook Statuses

1. I DON’T WANNA GET TOO PERSONAL BUT YOUR FARTS MUST BE OUTRAGEOUS SIR
2. Because everything is better in hoop skirts and a corset. 
3. Don't mind me. Just sitting on the roof of the garden shed. With a 2-foot plastic penguin.
4. Mysterious brown squirrel again.
5. You can’t go to a faculty meeting with your starboard coupling off-line, that’s why. 
6.  I may be wrong, but I suspect that the effect of the suit jacket might be...a bit lessened by the effect of the Crocs.
7.  Is this a conspiracy of awesome teachers that I don't know about?
8.  Just another folding chair injury.  I can still squeak it.
9.  Well, a garlic press should be a kind of newspaper.  Or a basketball strategy.
10.  I have sworn not to speak of fewmets in class again.  But we all know that I’m an oath-breaker.