But until I finish, here are the funniest facebook statuses that have appeared in my newsfeed so far this month:
- Am
I the first person to have ever had to choose between Leslie Nielsen and James
Joyce?
- Stop
reading ghastly undergraduate prose and feed meh.
- Just
told my hairdresser that I'm going for "Nashville, 1979" hair.
- Thought
I was having a dizzy spell. Turns out, the chair was tipping over. Hate it when that happens.
- Taking
a short break from my typical 15-18 hour workday to climb the roof of my house
and do some primal screaming.
- I'm
dark and twisty?
- So
my tanning salon has a ghost. Carl has followed me. This is just unacceptable.
- Going
to go watch the weather and see what new thing we need to panic about tonight.
- Seriously?
Is it because the only place I'm willing to dance is at a post-apocalyptic
wasteland?
- It's amazing how well dogs understand Aristotle's rhetorical triangle
