Honestly, everyone, you all need to step it up. Nevertheless, here are the funniest facebook status updates that hit my feed this week; take a bow, my friends:
1. Note to self: must
never, ever, ever call my son "buddy" ever again! Ever.
2. This looks
DEADLY....my husband and children will love it!
3. Is there a cocktail
that epitomizes your historical expertise?
4. I would like to
announce that I've just been named the starting quarterback of the Green Bay
Packers.
5. HOW AM I GOING TO
WATCH AGENTS OF SHIELD AND SLEEPY HOLLOW?!
6. Why do liberals hate
and want to kill soft, fuzzy puppies with perky ears and waggity tails?
7. OK, about.com: what
part of searching for "Crockpot chicken" recipes makes you give me
ads for walk-in showers, belly fat, and heroin addiction?
8. Well.... I'm bored as
hell
9. At least no advisees
were harmed in the completion of the week. It was close, though.
10. I just said "And
NO dramatic readings of the pizza menu tonight."
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