Phone Salesperson: "Hello! Have you considered the value of adding siding to your house?"
Me: "I'm sorry, my house is brick, and bricks are prettier than siding."
P.S. : "Is it brick all the way through or a brick façade?"
Me: "What does that have to do with its prettiness?"
P.S.: "Well, siding..."
Me: "I have to go teach a class, but let me ask you this: do you sell siding that looks like a giant rainbow flag? Because I might be interested in that for my shed."
P.S.: "You know, several people have asked me that today."
Me: "Good."
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